Home | About Charles | Show Archive | Podcasting | Station Finder ARCHIVES Nov 20, 2009  Harry Reid's health care reform plan --- titled, "The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act --- the one he didn't let anybody see until Wednesday night --- is ready to be voted on, he says. TRANSCRIPT Nov 20, 2009  Secretary of Defense Robert Gates has opened a sweeping inquiry into the Fort Hood shootings in which 13 soldiers and civilians were killed. TRANSCRIPT Nov 20, 2009  The top Page One headline in "The Washington Post" this morning reads: "Angry Congress Lashes Out at Obama / Economic Woes Taking A Toll / House Republicans call on Geithner to resign." TRANSCRIPT Nov 20, 2009  On our annual "Sunday Morning" Food Issue on television this weekend, Barry Petersen takes note of the fact although this has been a banner year for crops... TRANSCRIPT Nov 18, 2009  This week, researchers at IBM Corporation proudly announced that --- using a massive supercomputer with 147,000 processors and 144 terabytes of main memory --- that's many, many times as many processors and 100,000 times as much memory as your PC or Mac --- they have succeeded in simulating the function of the cerebral cortex --- the thinking part --- of the brain ... of a cat. TRANSCRIPT Pretty Face My darling, whenever I look in your eyes You transport me to some magic place. For the width of those lovely and wonderful eyes Is three-tenths of the width of your face. When I gaze on the wondrous features I love You can't know how much rapture I'm in. When I realize that one-fifth the height of that face Is exactly the length of your chin. Those yes, so hypnotic they're like a narcotic, A window to infinite space. With a clout like a highball, your invisible eyeball Is one-fourteenth the height of your face. And your nose, I suppose, may be shaped like a rose. With what else could I ever compare ya. When my tape measure shows that your cute little nose Is but five percent of your facial area. You make my life complete with your kisses so sweet. You excite me, my love, like the devil. With your mouth I'm content, for it's 50% Of the width of your face at mouth level. See You on the Radio Funny Letters from F MORE TITLES Copyright © 2001-2009 Westwood One, Inc. All rights reserved. Westwood One Home | Terms & Conditions | Privacy Policy | Acknowledgements This site is hosted and Managed by Nox Solutions LLC.